WHERE ARE THE JOBS, BARRY?

Promises, promises, promises. It wasn't that
long ago, Barry, that you were campaigning for
the office that disillusional Americans had the
audacity to vote you into. Remember? Do you
remember all the things that you VOWED that
you would do? Did you mean them? Did you
have any idea what you were saying? Were
those your words? Did you really believe you
could "pull it off"?
HOW DO YOU THINK NOW? Not so easy, is it?
That is, if indeed you really meant all those
things you said.
I HAVE A SUGGESTION! Surprised, aren't you?
No? Never mind.
For all those people, over FOUR MILLION of them,
who have lost their jobs since you "assumed" office,
and for all those THREE MILLION jobs that you
promised to create (not "save"), let's put a plan
into place that will employ all of that UNUSED AND
UNDESIGNATED STIMULUS MONEY, to put
Americans back into the work force.
How about, let's form an oversight panel, made
up of NON-GOVERNMENTAL members, and let's
name it People's Institute for Stimulus Spending,
of PISS for short!? It's a start.
Here are some areas that you should consider for
getting our great nation's economy back onto its
feet and running strong:
l. Repairing and repaving our highways.
2. Repairing and replacing our bridges. It's quite
obvious that our infrastructure is in serious
need of attention.
3. Cleaning up our urban areas by demolishing
unusable buildings and replacing them with
parks, playgrounds, daycare centers or job
centers, training schools, etc.
4. Gradually investing in SMALL BUSINESSES,
the backbone of our country's economy, doling
out monies gradually as they increase their
workforce, production, and services.
5. "Earmarking" (don't you just love that word? I
know you do, based on your limited tenure in
the U.S. Senate and your record of "earmarks")
funds to put welfare recipients to work earning
their subsistence.
6. Creating a form to be submitted to "PISS" that
those interested in starting businesses can use to
apply for the necessary "startup" money for
their venture.
7. Giving money to "real" districts, not those
FICTITIOUS ones that were claimed on the
previous reports. TSK, TSK, TSK!!
8. Support honest, hardworking students who
have a desire to further their educations, and
who have a proven track record of industriousness.
9. Providing RETRAINING or re-education to those
who have lost their jobs because of scaling down
or company closures. Also give living support to
them while studying.
10. Aid our transportation industry, without
expectation of payback, so that airlines, rail
systems, trucking, coach lines, etc. may continue
to serve our citizens. DO THIS WITHOUT GOV'T
TAKEOVER OR OWNERSHIP!
There you have it, Barry, a start, I hope, on what
could become a plan to revitalize the economical
doldrums and woes of the United States of America!

P.S. JEHOVAH HELP US if we don't soon get something
started to save us from total ruin. (Sorry, not
really, but Allah can't help us, as he doesn't exist.)

P.S.S. Why are an ever-growing number of us getting
the idea that YOU REALLY DON'T CARE? Why
are we thinking that YOU'RE JUST ON ONE BIG
VACATION ADVENTURE? Huh? Duh.

P.S.S.S. - CALL ME and we'll have a "Root Beer"
Summit to discuss the situation. My
number is (724) 263-0505.