Suggestions/Requests For Additional "Czars"

Someone in our government ("Hi!", Barry), seems to
think that he needs help doing his job, to the point
that he has illegally and unconstitutionally appointed
"czars" to do his dirty work, to act as his militia.
I've always been taught that czars are dictator-
like people who run peoples' lives. Who's paying
these people, with what funds, to whom are they
accountable, and just exactly what do they do to
help our country be better?
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM?
Departing from my normal attempts at serious
commentary, suggestiveness, and derisiveness,
here are 32 (!) additional ideas for "czars" that
doubles the number of current such persons, and
may actually make living in the U.S.A. happier!!
l. Snack Food czar - to mandate that everyone
gets their fair share of Twinkies, HoHos, etc.
2. Cowboy Channel czar - to order a TV channel
dedicated to showing only "good quality" Westerns!
3. Racing czar - in charge of developing or using
current freeways exclusively for speeders.
4. NASCAR czar - their cars need to be more fuel
efficient, quieter, and more crash-proof.
5. Pro Sports czar - developing a league of just those
players who have committed crimes.
6. College Sports czar - to establish a more equitable
way to decide the football champion.
7. Green Lawn czar - (Van Jones need not apply)
mandating greening and mowing of lawns.
8. Floral czar - requiring that everyone have a
minimum number of flowers in their yards.
9. Weather czar - finding a way to improve the
temps year 'round, and basing forecasters' pay
on their accuracy, etc.
10. Travel czar - arranging for everyone to get
to visit a site of their choice every five years.
11. Wealth czar - oh, wait, we already have one
of these in the White House, no? NO! An
earnings "ceiling" and "basement" for all?!?
12. Pizza czar - having automatic pizza delivery
to every household once a week, and shutting
down the "bad pizza" makers.
13. Noise czar - setting a decibel limit on all car
stereo systems and neighborhood parties!
14. Sleep czar - having biological clocks reset
in those who don't get sufficient rest. Huh?
15. Reading czar - requiring that all citizens,
including "naturalized" persons, have at least
a 6th-grade reading proficiency, and that we
read at least one book a month!
16. Work czar - not letting anyone get "freebies"
without finding community service to perform.
17. Bloggers czar - teaching everyone who wants
to how to express their opinions to a vast audience.
18. Media czar - mandating that the liberal media,
especially ABC, CBS, and NBC give fair and unbiased
reports.
19. Sex czar - offering government-funded aids and
assistance to those who are under-loved.
20. Teeth czar - giving dental and orthodontic care
to everyone in need, and eliminating "bad smiles"!
21. Smile czar - fining those who refuse to smile at
least once an hour.
22. Bathing/Body Odor czar - placing foul-smelling
persons into specially-plumbed cells for showers.
23. Tattoo czar - requiring only "tasteful" tattoos
to be exposed - ugly ones placed only on butts!
24. Language czar - setting up night schools for
those who can't speak without foul language.
25. English czar - teaching our national language
to "visitors", and not requiring any others.
26. Clothes czar - advertising "acceptable" styles
clothing, intended to cover body parts.
27. Career czar - issuing brooms, shovels, sickles,
scythes, and needed materials to the "untrained"
and "unused" work force.
28. Death czar - devising inexpensive ways to lay
our loved ones to rest without depleting the
families' bank accounts or inheritances.
29. Postal czar - developing reusable stamps
or huskier postal workers, along with cheaper
vehicles and machinery to operate.
30. Immigration czar - putting electric fences and
land mines along our border to eliminate the
influx of unwanted persons.
31. Religion czar - deporting all those who believe
that their religion is "the only one", and requiring
the removal of any creeds that discriminate by
wishing the deaths of "other" faiths.
32. Chocolate czar - (wife, Cindy's suggestion) -
"good quality" chocolate mailed or delivered
at least once a week to all women.
WELL, there you have it, a departure from my
norm, to say the least, and mostly humorous (you
decide for yourself which may be "serious") ideas
to help alleviate the current tension in our nation,
and to create more "happiness for all"!! Ha-Ha?

Barry, Get Out Of the Kitchen Before It Gets "Hotter"!

Barry, may I call you Barry? After all, that is
one of the names you've gone by, isn't it? There
are many other names you're being called
these days, but I won't bother to mention them
here or now. Sound familiar?
Barry, you've really gotten yourself into it this
time, haven't you? It's not like editing the
"law review" or sitting in the Illinois Senate, is
it? You've dug quite a hole for yourself, not
bothering to pay attention or be in the U.S.
Senate long enough to know what national
and international politics and policies are all
about, haven't you?
Sorry. Shame. Just who was it that influenced
you into thinking that you were qualified to fill
the highest position in our land? Soros? William
Ayers? Ghadafi? Malcolm X? Frank? Farrakhan?
Wright? Blagojevich? Strange bedfellows all.
Just what do you owe them? What is it that
they'd like you to do? Just what you're doing?
What "vested interest" do each one of them
have in you succeeding and "US" failing?
We'd really like to know.
Now look what you've done. The whole country
is up in arms over your insistence that we
accept your socialistic healthcare reform plan.
Tsk, Tsk! How dumb do you really think we are?
Then, you claim now to have "saved" or developed
1 million jobs with your stimulus plan and our
money? Really? Where? Why isn't the GAO or
the Chamber of Commerce or any other agency
verifying your assertions? I have yet to talk
to anyone whose life is better or who has a
new job because of your actions. Hmmmmm.
Then you said you were saving the financial
industry by "bailouts", all the while curtailing
abuses, particularly those of the executives.
Guess what? They didn't stop. Huh!?
Demeaning our country's values held dear
since our inception, trying to place your
brand of "religious philosophy" into our
lifelong values, ethics, and beliefs.
Decrying our nation's "failures" and weaknesses
to peoples and leaders of other tribes and
governments. What's that about? Not that we
feel that we're sinless or anything like that, but
we have taken the welfare of the world to
heart, and have given and given to help others
who were in need from famine, drought, civil
insurrection, natural disasters, blights and
plagues, and attacks from the outside of their
borders. WHERE have we failed?
And what about those 32 "czars" that you
appointed - UNCONSTITUTIONALLY AND
UNCONSCIONABLY - who's paying them?
How much? Why? Methinks it because you
cannot do your job, or because you want to
continue "jaunting" and vacationing around the
globe with our money! And the NYC "date"?
Your latest "disapproval rating" is 55% or more!
Guess what? We know what you're up to,
and we don't like it. We'd really like for you
to face the truth, confess your inabilities and
insufficiencies and inefficiencies, and RESIGN!
Seriously, there's no shame in resigning - in fact,
it would be the sane and manly thing to do!
Seriously, while there is a new hue and cry afoot
to have you impeached, it would just be better
that you accept reality and STEP DOWN!
NO OTHER PRESIDENT has ever caused so
much furor, divisiveness, dissent, distress,
worry, concern, fear, and unsettledness!
NO OTHER PRESIDENT has ever had the
mainstream of our citizens mobilize into the
flood of disagreement and dissatisfaction that
you have done.
NO OTHER PRESIDENT has faced the daunting
task of leading the greatest nation on earth,
the leader of the free world, with the lack of
awareness and conscience and abilities that you
have done!
NO OTHER PRESIDENT has come close to
totally reversing the established cores of our
character.
NO OTHER PRESIDENT has taken undue
advantage of his position and propagated the
antitheses of our founding fathers' intentions.
How can you continue? Save yourself from
having the most ignominious tenure in the
White House by gracefully and graciously
BOWING OUT!
You'll gain respect and gratitude from all of us
if you'll just admit that you cannot properly
handle the job, and SUBMIT YOUR RESIGNATION!
Are you man enough to do so?
Are you sane enough to do so?
Are you conscientious enough to do so?
Are you humble enough to do so?
I PRAY THAT YOU ARE.
SAVE YOURSELF AND US!
The ever-increasing discontent and upset
that is present in the populace can only
continue if you insist on having your way!
AMERICAN CITIZENS ARE ANGRY!!
Be a sport and quit - imagine the release
of pressure and stress that you and your
family will enjoy! THINK OF OTHERS!
Novel concept, hey?
FROM FELLOW PATRIOTS TO YOU,
BARRY - "THANKS, BUT NO THANKS!"

Who Is Eric Holder, And Why Is He Jeopardizing America's Security?

I'M ANGRY! You, too? It's no wonder, what
with "czars" and questionable appointments by
the administration that threaten our nation's
greatness and SECURITY!!
Who is Eric Holder, and why does he think he has
any authority or right to even think about "investigating"
the actions of the CIA and the recent Bush administration's
handling of post-9/11 actions?
First of all, despite his educational background and
various positions in and out of government, Holder
has a questionable history of involvements and
decisions.
FOR EXAMPLE: (1) his involvement with Bill
Clinton's pardon of fugitive and Democratic contributor
Marc Rich; (2) his recommendation of clemency to
the members of the Boricua Popular Army who had
stolen MILLION$ of dollars in the 1983 Wells Fargo
robbery, despite their refusal to disclose the location
of Victor Manuel Gerena, their leader, who was on
the FBI's "Ten Most Wanted List", or the whereabouts
of the loot; (3) he joined with Janet Reno in opposing
the overturn of the Washington, D.C. ban on handguns
in the 2008 "D.C. vs. Heller" case; (4) he favors the
closing of Guantanamo Bay and the "dispersion" (my
word) of its inmates; (5) he has criticized waterboarding
as "torture"; (6) he called America a "nation of cowards"
about racial issues (2/18/09); and (7) memos from
the recent Bush administration that okayed "enhanced
interrogation techniques" he is responsible for
releasing! IS THAT NOT ENOUGH?
Now, with all the pompousity and arrogance of the
administration for whom he works, HE PROPOSES
TO "CRIMINALIZE" THOSE PATRIOTS WHO
WENT INTO IMMEDIATE ACTION AFTER THE
TERRORIST ATTACKS OF 9/11, AND WHO SAVED
OUR GREAT NATION FROM FURTHER MURDEROUS
PLOTS AND DESTRUCTION!!
What does Holder hope to accomplish or prove?
Is this a political move to demonize the former leaders
of our government and to make the current people in
power seem "lily-white"?
Does Holder/Obama hava a vendetta against those
who are trying to hold them in check with their
numerous attempts to "power grab"?
Is this a form of intimidation that is intended to
keep true and concerned Americans, especially
members of the media and the law-enforcement
agencies of our Federal Government fearful of
"crossing" the current "movement"?
Does he not care that names, techniques, and
invaluable information will be compromised to the
BENEFIT OF OUR ENEMIES?
Is Holder's sense of patriotism and national pride
lacking to the point that he intends to make
CRIMINALS OF THOSE WHO HAVE SAVED HIS
AND OUR NECKS?
Does he not see that by compromising the intelligence
community that we will lose, not only the expert and
dedicated personnel currently "covering our behinds",
but that future enlistees may hesitate putting
themselves "in harm's way" by becoming subject to
his and others' scrutiny and condemnation?!
MR. HOLDER - BACK OFF! CONSIDER THE
SHORT AND LONG TERM RAMIFICATIONS OF
YOUR PROPOSED ACTIONS!
What was done was in the best and long-term
interests of our nation's life and longevity - we do
a disservice to those who have given their lives
on both foreign and home soils to protect our
freedoms and existence if we demean those who
have worked so diligently to protect us.

NOTE: the factual information in the first half
of this blog is from Wikepedia.