While much of conservative, "right-wing", patriotic verbage is
critical of the man currently occupying the White House, I have
thought hard about the man's many qualities, so I hereby do
submit to you, "The finer qualities of Barack Obama":
l. He always gives the appearance of being fit and trim.
2. Usually he's seen wearing a suit, white shirt, and tie.
3. When not dressed as above, he's in shirt sleeves and
maybe a jacket so as to relate to the "blue collar"
citizens he's calling upon.
4. He reminds me of my Mom - they're both left-handed.
5. Basketball is his game of choice, as was mine for most
of my life, playing, coaching, refereeing, reporting.
6. His wife is a "snazzy" dresser.
7. When his teleprompter is working he sounds almost
as if he's convinced of what he is speaking about.
8. His hair is always trimmed and neat.
9. He speaks English.
10. He is the "posterchild" of all liberals.
11. Sometimes, when he's poking fun at those of us
who are patriotic Americans, he's ALMOST funny.
12. He rides in a beautiful black limo.
13. He's a "Chicago-style politician". Oops, scratch that.
14. When he walks from his helicopter he has a certain
"swagger" of confidence about him.
15. He can wave and smile and walk at the same time.
16. His shoes are always polished.
17. I've never seen stubble on his face - he's always
clean-shaven.
18. He's never met a Muslim he doesn't like.
19. Included in his "BFFs" are Rahm Emmanuel, George Soros,
Van Jones, the Steins, William Ayers, Bernadine Dorn,
and many other multi-talented and multi-cultural figures.
20. He killed Usama Bin Laden.
21. Soon he'll be in the Guinness Book of Records for the
U.S. President who played the most rounds of golf,
in a single, 4-year term.
22. He likes Israel, and God's people, the Jews. NOT!
23. He can listen to a preacher (or anyone else) for 20
years and not hear a word that's being said.
24. Community organizing is one of his strong suits.
25. He managed to escape from Chicago without being
tainted by the gangster-style politics there.
26. We've not seen him set a bad example for our
youth by smoking in public.
27. He's photogenic.
28. Someone has to keep those right-wingers in line,
so his title of "the most liberal Senator" served an
important purpose and mission.
29. My guess is that he smells good, because he often
hugs and kisses (on both cheeks, sometimes all 4
cheeks), other dignitaries he meets.
30. LASTLY (for now), he'll soon be "history" as he
vacates office for a true American to serve our
country properly and well.'
critical of the man currently occupying the White House, I have
thought hard about the man's many qualities, so I hereby do
submit to you, "The finer qualities of Barack Obama":
l. He always gives the appearance of being fit and trim.
2. Usually he's seen wearing a suit, white shirt, and tie.
3. When not dressed as above, he's in shirt sleeves and
maybe a jacket so as to relate to the "blue collar"
citizens he's calling upon.
4. He reminds me of my Mom - they're both left-handed.
5. Basketball is his game of choice, as was mine for most
of my life, playing, coaching, refereeing, reporting.
6. His wife is a "snazzy" dresser.
7. When his teleprompter is working he sounds almost
as if he's convinced of what he is speaking about.
8. His hair is always trimmed and neat.
9. He speaks English.
10. He is the "posterchild" of all liberals.
11. Sometimes, when he's poking fun at those of us
who are patriotic Americans, he's ALMOST funny.
12. He rides in a beautiful black limo.
13. He's a "Chicago-style politician". Oops, scratch that.
14. When he walks from his helicopter he has a certain
"swagger" of confidence about him.
15. He can wave and smile and walk at the same time.
16. His shoes are always polished.
17. I've never seen stubble on his face - he's always
clean-shaven.
18. He's never met a Muslim he doesn't like.
19. Included in his "BFFs" are Rahm Emmanuel, George Soros,
Van Jones, the Steins, William Ayers, Bernadine Dorn,
and many other multi-talented and multi-cultural figures.
20. He killed Usama Bin Laden.
21. Soon he'll be in the Guinness Book of Records for the
U.S. President who played the most rounds of golf,
in a single, 4-year term.
22. He likes Israel, and God's people, the Jews. NOT!
23. He can listen to a preacher (or anyone else) for 20
years and not hear a word that's being said.
24. Community organizing is one of his strong suits.
25. He managed to escape from Chicago without being
tainted by the gangster-style politics there.
26. We've not seen him set a bad example for our
youth by smoking in public.
27. He's photogenic.
28. Someone has to keep those right-wingers in line,
so his title of "the most liberal Senator" served an
important purpose and mission.
29. My guess is that he smells good, because he often
hugs and kisses (on both cheeks, sometimes all 4
cheeks), other dignitaries he meets.
30. LASTLY (for now), he'll soon be "history" as he
vacates office for a true American to serve our
country properly and well.'
