APOLOGIES TO BARRY

To: Mr. Barack (Barry) Hussein Obama,

Barry, I was wrong. Please accept my apologies and
those of my constituent patriots who have misread
you and your intentions for the past year and a half.
How could we have been so mistaken? I apologize.

While we have been accusing you of being bad for our
country (among other things), you have patiently
endured our rantings and accusations, determined to
see through your agenda to redirect our nation upward
and back to its original greatness! We apologize.

How silly of us to go with our emotions instead of our
intellects and hearts, and not to realize that you had
a plan from the beginning to return our economy and
our entire way of living to their original intents! We're
sorry.

When you and your "associates" passed that 787 billion
dollar stimulus that was intended to create jobs and
bring us back from "the brink of destruction", what you
actually were doing was trying to get us hopeful, and to
believe in ourselves again, while awaiting for the
supposed "bailout" cash to rescue us from ourselves.
Huh! What were we thinking? You were just trying
to get us to believe in ourselves again, right, and to
begin to work, think, pray, hope, and produce while
we were supposedly to expect a check in the mail.
Huh!
I GET IT NOW - FINALLY. You were employing the
"Reverse-Action-Method" (RAM), which you learned
during one of your many college matriculations, right?
Was it Occidental (Accidental?), Harvard, Columbia,
or one of the many other institutions of "higher learning"
where you learned or developed this unique but
soon-to-be-proven method? IT'S WORKING!
I should have gone to more colleges instead of the
four that I did attend, I guess, then I would have
been able to "see" what you were up to, I suppose.
(Did you really apply for student aid as a "foreign
student" at Occidental? What was that about?)
By the way, may I see your diplomas, especially
the one from Columbia, where your classmates
claim (how silly) they don't remember you?

Thanks, Barry. How could I and the many other
patriotic American pundits have been so wrong about
you? What were we thinking? I apologize.

By the way, where is all of the "stimulus money", and
where DID it go, and WHAT did or is it doing? Just
curious. I'm sure you've got the heartbeat of it all.

THEN, when you and your liberal partners-in-slime
spent all of that money and all of that time to come
up with the ingenious Healthscare plan! Awesome!
Instead of being overwhelmed by your superior
mentality, we opposed you and the Obamascare bill.
Huh? How could we doubt you? We should have
known that your mind and heart is totally into what
is best for "somebody", we just weren't convinced
that we are the "somebody". Those "evil" health
insurance companies and doctors and hospitals
are getting their "come-uppance", thanks to you.

Once again, it's clear to see that you used the RAM
(Reverse-Action-Method) to get us to mobilize and
to prepare those men and women who will step into
offices (it's started already, thanks to you) now and
in November, to REPEAL the immoral, illegal, evil
device that will only cause ruin to our economy and
our health industries, instead of correcting and
fixing the areas of hurt and need.

ALL ALONG, YOU WERE SETTING THE SCENARIO
FOR TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS WITH TRUE
AMERICAN VALUES TO ENTER THE FRAY AND
RETURN TO CONGRESS! How could we have been so
blind? You're really a "Conservative-in-disguise",
aren't you? It just took this long for us/me to see it.

THANKS, BARRY! YOUR PLAN AND THE PLAN OF
THOSE WHO BACKED YOU AND SUPPORTED YOU
FOR THESE YEARS IS GOING AS PLANNED! We
owe you a great debt of gratitude for helping us to
return to our roots! How can we ever repay you?
(By the way, WHO really are the people who put
you up to running for office and who are controlling
you and your actions? Just curious.)

And all of those "bailouts" and EBT funds that you
provided for the car companies and the all-so-
important financial institutions! BRILLIANT! You
are nothing like what I thought you were or would be!
And to think that I actually tried to get people NOT
to vote for you! Where was my heart? Heartless.
If I'd been thinking "differently", I'd have voted for you.
It's plain to see that once again, RAM (Reverse-Action-
Method) was the only course that could be taken,
AND WE COULDN'T SEE IT! Guess we didn't go to
enough colleges or community-organizing rallies.
Your plan, as I see it, and correct me if I'm wrong,
was to gather sympathy for those banks and auto
manufacturers, so that hardworking Americans
would, out of the kindness of their hearts, empty
their pockets, purses, wallets, savings, etc., to
buy themselves "much-needed" and "well-deserved"
new vehicles, all the while doing their patriotic
duty and supporting America, right?

YOU SLY FOX, YOU! Once again, your superior
intelligence and expert advisory "staff", (by the way,
just WHO as advising and guiding you?), has come
up with a "winner" for somebody. WHO? Us? Of
course, how silly of me. I'm sorry for questioning
you. I should just do as many are doing, and accept
what is happening as "fate", or "progress", or "inevitable",
and go into my room to pout, hey?

AGAIN, I APOLIGIZE FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU,
BARRY, AS I NOW FINALLY SEE THAT ALL ALONG
YOU WERE "ON OUR SIDE", STRIVING TO IMPROVE
THE QUALITY OF LIFE FOR ALL AMERICANS AS
WELL AS ALL MEXICANS AND KENYANS AND
ANYBODY ELSE THAT WANTS TO TAKE ADVANTAGE
OF OUR COUNTRY'S WEALTH, OPPORTUNITIES,
AND FREEDOMS. You're "levelling the playing field",
obviously, by redistributing the wealth of honest,
hardworking Americans to those who don't earn
or deserve it. Your announced platform is working.

Forgive the intrusion, but would you please share
with me (if your puppeteers allow it) what your next
invention or course of action will be? Just asking.
I'm very curious these days, being more politically
interested and active than I've been in all of the
previous 68 years of my life, THANKS TO YOU!
(And thanks to those who have set you up and
are "pulling your strings". And ours.)

Barry, the landscape on America's political front
is changing dramatically, AND WE OWE IT ALL TO YOU!
Who knows what would have happened if another
ordinary liberal or socialist or marxist would have
come into office instead of you? We could have
anarchy! We could have a voter rebellion! We could
have heated rhetoric and debates! We could have
a "divided" nation! BUT YOU HAVE BROUGHT US
TOGETHER! YOU HAVE CAUSED US TO REDISCOVER
OURSELVES! YOU HAVE STIRRED THE PATRIOTIC
FERVOR WITHIN US! Barry, you're a piece of work.

I'm am so anxious and eager to witness the end result
of your "Reverse-Action-Method" (RAM) over the
next few months. Tomorrow will give us a glimpse
into the future, YOURS, and more importantly, OURS!
(I have a pretty good idea of your future, hopefully,
and I hope there's a position open for you in Chicago,
as they need more community organizing there.)
Sorry, Chicago.

Again, YOU-CONSERVATIVE-IN-DISGUISE, Barry,
my apologies and kudos for pulling off one of the
greatest political manuevers in the history of man!
Thanks to you, true Americans, PATRIOTS, who
believe in our country and its values and our
founding fathers' integrity and intentions and
intellect, WILL BE ENTERING THE SENATE AND
THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES to return us
to GREATNESS AND TRUE AMERICANISM!

Love, Bill.

P.S. May I see your Birth Certificate, now, now
that we're "on the same page"? Please?

P.S.S. Keep on "RAM"ing!