Thursday, November 8, 2012

AMERICA'S OBITUARY?

 THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
July 4, 1776 - November 6, 2012

Word has just been received of the demise of what had
once been "the greatest nation in the history of the world"!

HAVING SUFFERED RECENTLY OF COMPLACENCY
AND STRANGLING OF HER RIGHTS AND FREEDOMS,
America has succumbed to the contagion commonly
referred to as "malaise", with complications of Liberalism
and Socialism weakening her resolve.

WITH MILLIONS OF 'FAMILY MEMBERS' AT HER
SIDE, America "gave one last gasp of breath", and went
to be with all of the previously great nations of history!

SADLY, TOO MANY OF THOSE WHO HAD BEEN
TRYING TO PASS THEMSELVES AS 'FAMILY', AND
who had actually been 'distant cousins' or complete
imposters URGED THE CARETAKERS TO "PULL
THE PLUG", supposedly as a "move of compassion".

A "COLLECTIVE GASP" WAS HEARD FROM
AROUND THE COUNTRY, as Founders, Soldiers,
Heroes, Senators and Representatives, Presidents,
and Patriots from all walks of life, young and old,
all ECHOED A VOICE OF DISMAY from their graves,
at the cruelty that had just been rendered to their
BELOVED AMERICA!!

AT THE SAME MOMENT, CHEERS OF GLEE AND
EXCITEMENT filled the air throughout the globe,
especially from the Arab and Muslim-dominated lands,
as they foresee an opportunity to infiltrate further and
totally overcome the Democratic Republic that they
had been viewing as their "enemy"!  Their expectation
is to make "what had been America" into a yet-to-be-
named country, with suggestions such as "Ameristan"
and "Amerika", and "Obamastan" being bantered about.

THERE WILL BE NO "VIEWING" OR FUNERAL,
as the maladministration and "executors" of America
will be be busily forming their new government, and
removing "The Constitution of The United States of
America", to replace it with a document similar to
"The Communist Manifesto".

MEMORIAL CONTRIBUTIONS may be sent to
the White House, residence of "der Fuehrer" of the
developing ruling class.       

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